I GAVE UP

 Hello Mr. Corporate
 I'm a brand new graduate
 oh please don't sneer
 I want a career

 				 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
				 We carefully reviewed your skills
				 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
				 We don't have a current opening for you

 I wanna punch a clock
 I wanna program in COBOL
 I wanna wear a tie
 I wanna write user docs
 

 			 	 Why do you bother? 
			         you do too know  
 			         that all we'll do
			         is laugh at you

 Sure I've got experience
 I invented TCP/IP
 I wrote the specs for ANSI C
 I implemented ORACLE in BASIC!

                                 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
                                 You're small fry
                                 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
                                 Crawl back under your rock

 The world's too cruel
 Yeah, mama, I'm stayin' in school
 Don't wanna work, don't wanna play
 In the lab's where I'm gonna stay



                                                 Derrick


second degree. burns, that is